Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour
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Unique storytelling tour blending history with whimsy.
Niche
2 hours (Approx)
Duration
Introduction
Join a one-of-a-kind walking tour where history meets whimsy. Led by an imaginative storyteller, this tour weaves together local legends, quirky folklore, and true historical tidbits as you stroll through San Francisco’s streets. Don’t expect a typical fact-only tour – your charismatic guide will spin humorous, surreal tales that bring the city’s character to life in a playful way. It’s like exploring San Francisco inside a storybook, making for an entertaining and unforgettable sightseeing experience.
What To Expect
- Mission Dolores: After hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget. DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction. "Never let the truth come in the way of a good story." --Mark Twain
- Mission Dolores Park: On the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a traditional, San Francisco folktale. Before moving on to the next location, there will be an opportunity to use the restroom.
- Harvey Milk Plaza: Get a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth and learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense. Here, you will have an opportunity to purchase a refreshment from a local vendor: coffee, cocktails, ice cream, etc. Hot Cookie is a popular choice (featuring X-rated baked goods).
- Corona Heights: Beneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the many eccentricities of Emperor Norton--San Francisco's most beloved kook.
- Duboce Triangle: Among the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians, your host will mystify you with a magical story all about a world traveler like yourself. WARNING! Tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug-references and occasional nudity. The route is 2 miles (3.5 kilometers); piggyback rides available for an additional charge.
Not To Be Missed
- The whimsical storytelling at Mission Dolores, where history blends with fantasy.
- The vibrant atmosphere of Mission Dolores Park, perfect for relaxing and soaking in the local culture.
- Harvey Milk Plaza, a significant site for LGBTQ+ history and culture, where refreshments are available.
Not Recommended for
Individuals who may be sensitive to adult themes or those with mobility challenges due to the walking nature of the tour.
Timings
Daily: 02:00 PM
